Clearance Rack Offensive T Shirts Are Cool
I am hoping that the offensive t shirts that were on the clearance rack the other day are not all gone. I wanted to get three of them when I was there on Tuesday but my mother told me that I had spent enough money for the day and would have to wait to get the funny t shirts that I wanted.
I waited a day and then asked my dad for the money to buy the funny t shirts. I told him that they were very cool, and they were also very cheap. As soon as he heard the cheap word, I had him. Since they were only going to cost me about ten dollars apiece, and he gave me a fifty dollar bill, I would have money left over for a cappuccino at the cool coffee shop in the food court.
As soon as I have the funny t shirts in my hand I will feel much better. If the offensive t shirts are gone, then I will never forgive my mother for not buying them that day. I cannot wait to see her face when I have one of them on. She will yell at me for asking my dad, and then she will yell at my dad for giving my money. I will not care as long as I get the funny t shirts that I want.